Answering Machine

The person you are calling is not available right now,

Please leave a message after the beep.

BEEP.

Hi it’s me,

I just,

Well, nevermind,

You’re not there,

So,

Call me back when you get this ok?

Please hang up and try again…

Please hang up and try again…

Please hang up and try again…

The number you have dialled has not been recognised.

Please call back later.

The person you are calling is not available right now,

Please leave a message after the beep.

BEEP.

I need your help,

It’s urgent,

The world is crashing down,

Please call me back ASAP.

Thanks.

The phone you cave dialled is switched off, please try again later.

BEEP.

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